Friday, February 24, 2017

How to get the specific Kumekucha information you want

Chances are that you do not want to join Club595 just now but you want the information you have heard me mention in my youtube audio/video.

It is simple it will cost you ONLY Kshs 199/-. This qualifies you for one week's membership where you will have FULL access to all the other books, videos, special reports etc. for ONE WEEK only.

Just mpesa 199/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 (SMS me your email after you have mpesad) or Paypal $1.95 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com. Please also remember to specify the exact information you want and I will send you a full PDF report, videos etc.

Last chance to join Club 595!! Membership closes at MIDNIGHT (Deadline extended to 25th Feb 2017 at midnight).!! There's a good reason

I already have more members than I had expected. Thank you so much guys! I am sooo humbled.
I cannot risk my reputation taking in more members than I cannot serve efficiently... (but there is also another reason I can't go into here, will tell club members).


...and so I have no option but to close membership today (24th Feb 2017) at MIDNIGHT :((Deadline extended to 25th Feb 2017 at midnight).

Please use this short time to get in... please.

Q- What is club595 and what will you benefit?
 
Answer

Kumekucha's Club595 is an exclusive place where Chris Kumekucha publishes highly sensitive information that cannot possibly appear on a web page like this one. Subscribers receive the sizzling information in their private email inbox. Over the years (12 solid years) I have been a champion at releasing information to the public for free on my blog. BUT it only got me into serious trouble and many times I censored this information myself, too terrified to expose. In club595 I reveal ALL (I also do a bit of checking to keep out certain folks from the spying community from being members). Hope this helps you understand me better and why I am determined to minimize the number of club595 and club895 members (very close to the number that will support this noble cause now, so please hurry to avoid getting very upset with me).
Information to club members is in the form of regular articles and highly sensitive video news and features as well as PDF special reports that you can easily view on your computer or smart phone. Club members also receive regular election news updates as Kumekucha himself receives them from informants and sources all over the country built and nurtured from 12 solid years of controversial political blogging.

Membership is about to hit the maximum number allowed for efficient service and delivery of content and so it is highly recommended that you join ASAP at your earliest possible convenience.
 

1) To become a member of Kumekucha's club595, all you need to do is Mpesa 595/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 or Paypal $5.95 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com

Benefits include;
* Breaking News features
* All Kumekucha books and special reports, past, present and future.
* Election reports and updates as I receive them from my various sources countrywide. 
* News and special feature Videos

After you Mpesa, please do not forget to SMS me your email address (to the same number) so that I know where to send all the highly sensitive info and all the other highly informative Kumekucha material that is usually way too sensitive to publish online.  


2) If you also want personal dossiers analyzing the stiff campaign for governor in your county or race for MP, complete with updates until election results are announced you will need to join the superior Club895 which will give you everything those in Club595 enjoy plus more.


To become a member all you need to do is Mpesa 895/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 or Paypal $8.95 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com

After you Mpesa, please do not forget to SMS me your email address (to the same number) and your county/constituency of interest so that I know where to send dossiers including videos you can watch on your phone/computer and all the other highly informative Kumekucha info that is usually way too sensitive to publish online.

Monday, February 13, 2017

How to become a member of Kumekucha's Club1999, time is NOT on your side

Kumekucha's Club1999 is an exclusive place where Chris Kumekucha publishes VERY highly sensitive information that cannot possibly appear on a web page like this one. Subscribers receive the sizzling information in their email inbox.Over the years (12 solid years) I have been a champion at releasing information to the public for free on my blog. BUT it only got me into serious trouble and many times I censored this information myself, too terrified to expose. In club1999 I reveal ALL (I also do a bit of checking to keep out certain folks from the spying community from being members). Hope this helps you understand me better and why I am determined to minimize the number of club1999 members (very close to the number that will support this noble cause now, so please hurry to avoid getting very upset with me).
* Information to club members is in the form of regular articles and highly sensitive video news and features that you can easily view on your computer or smart phone. 

* Club members also receive regular election news updates as Kumekucha himself receives them from informants and sources all over the country built and nurtured from 12 solid years of controversial political blogging.

* Club members can get all the books published by Kumekucha in the past (15 of them) as well as new ones for FREE. In other words one fee covers everything.

* Club members also get personal dossiers analyzing the stiff campaign for governor in your county or race for MP, complete with updates until election results are announced. All you need to do is request for a specific area of interest via email.


Membership is about to hit the maximum number allowed for efficient service and delivery of content and so it is highly recommended that you join ASAP at your earliest possible convenience.


* To become a member of Kumekucha's club1999, all you need to do is Mpesa 1,999/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 or Paypal $19.99 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com

Benefits include;
* Breaking News features
* All Kumekucha books and special reports, past, present and future.
* Election reports and updates as I receive them from my various sources countrywide. 
* News and special feature Videos

After you Mpesa, please do not forget to SMS me your email address (to the same number) and your county/constituency of interest so that I know where to send dossiers including videos you can watch on your phone/computer and all the other highly informative Kumekucha info that is usually way too sensitive to publish online.

Mpesa 1,999/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 or Paypal $19.99 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com. NOW.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Is Your Current Governor/MP Cooked And Going Home On August 4th? Read Insider Info That You Will Not Find Anywhere Else


Perhaps it is a good idea for your governor/MP to start packing his bags early... kwasababu anaenda nyumbani for sure...
 
Who is vying for governor in your county? What are the under-hand/backroom deals and tactics being employed currently on the ground as we speak? How will the people vote?

I guarantee you that I have information and details you do not know about your county/constituency. And most of it will NEVER be published in newspapers. My name is Chris Kumekucha I do not know your age but I suspect I have been doing politics longer than you have been alive (very high probability of that). I launched my high traffic blog in May 2005.

Imagine you getting from me...

1) A very detailed special report analyzing your county of interest (or constituency) in great detail.

2) Very regular updates until election day (we have our people on the ground).

All you have to do is join the Kumekucha Club895intro where you will get numerous other benefits that I will tell you about in a minute.

To see examples of current articles and info on your county and whether or not your current governor/MP is "cooked" and going home... 

send an email NOW listing your county/constituency to;

club895intro-subscribe@yahoogroups.com





HURRY and join the Kumekucha club895intro Now and get a FREE Kumekucha book of your choice.  Choose from the list below;

Books by Chris Kumekucha
  1. Let The Blood Flow: Detailed inside story account of 2007/8 clashes. Names names and who did what.
  2. President's Lovers: How a passionate affair caused a still-unsolved murder in this high office in Kenya.
  3. Political Assassinations in Kenya: Pio Gama Pinto, Tom Mboya, J.M. Kariuki, Masinde Muliro etc. Names those responsible.
  4. Mystery Monday: Unlocking the 2013 Kenyan Presidential Polls Secrets
  5. Uhuruto Confidential; Insider secrets
  6. Chilling Westgate Secrets Revealed....based on the terror attack.
7.  Articles Kumekucha feared publishing... collection of very sensitive articles 
8.  Why Mutula was murdered.... the most high-tech political assassination in Kenyan and East African history. 
9. Dark Secrets of the Kenyan Presidency (has sold the highest number of copies. Now get it for FREE.)
No catch. Just send that email to
club895intro-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

If it is NOT in your inbox in 10 minutes, just shoot me an email at umissedthis@gmail.com with the words "My FREE Kumekucha book" in the subject area. 
I will send right away.

Get FREE Special Reports On Your Governor race or Political Area Of Interest For Your Eyes Only until August 4th


Perhaps it is a good idea for your governor/MP to start packing his bags early... kwasababu anaenda nyumbani for sure...

Who is vying for governor in your county? What are the under-hand/backroom deals and tactics being employed currently on the ground as we speak? How will the people vote?

You can get;

1) A very detailed special report analyzing your county of interest (or constituency) in great detail.

2) Very regular updates until election day (we have our people on the ground).

3) All this in a special dossier prepared for your eyes ONLY. 

All you have to do is join the Kumekucha Club895. You will not need to join any other Kumekucha club or offer because you will ALSO get ALL the other benefits of club 595 plus these regular reports on your area of interest. It could even be for a constituency (MP). Do not worry how remote it is, we will be able to get the information for you.

Are you already a club595 member?
Club595 members who want to get these special reports can upgrade by simply topping up Kshs 300 only (or $3).



Obviously this is a lot of work and I can only take a very limited number of people into this deal. Kindly hurry and become a club 895/- member to avoid disappointment.

To become a member all you need to do is Mpesa 895/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 or Paypal $8.95 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com

After you Mpesa, please do not forget to SMS me your email address (to the same number) so that I know where to send the highly sensitive al Shabaab Kikuyu torture dossier and video and all the other highly informative Kumekucha info that is usually way too sensitive to publish online. 

Do the same via email if you are using Paypal. 

I welcome you in advance to the Kumekucha world where we are a little more informed and are therefore able to make informed analysis and decisions in this dangerous and unpredictable world we live in these days.

Some of the Kumekucha books you will be able to get instantly as a member of club595 include ALL old titles plus the three latest below.

This fee gives you unlimited access

Mpesa 895/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 
0701 333112 or Paypal $8.95 to the email; umissedthis@gmail.com.  

Latest books...
a) The strategy: What JUBILEE and ODM insiders have planned for Kenyans to win the presidency at all costs.

b) 2017 Elections: This is what is set to happen
 
c) Dirty Secrets Uhuru and Raila do not want you to ever know 





Join the Kumekucha club895 Now and get all this information, regular revealing special reports and more. All you need to do is Mpesa 895/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 
0701 333112 or 
Paypal $8.95 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com
DO IT NOW!